Author's Spotlight: Themistokles
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After my health failed, I decided to become a great lover anyway. I didn't know if it was possible, and I didn't care. I set about finding ways to create experiences for women -- toe-curling, mind-blowing experiences. I didn't just want to replace my broken body, I wanted to improve it. I explored the world's best vibrators, fucking machines, suction devices, erotic electrocurrent, heat and cold, compression, light and sound machines: the best tools for the best sex ever. That's what this blog is about. I'm going to review the hundreds of sex toys I tried -- the good designs and the bad. I'm going to offer tricks on upgrading them at home, where to find good deals, how to get the best effects from them. Eventually I began creating a kind of pleasure dome. I considered it a kind of second body. Comprised of devices, cobbled together out of invention and whimsy, I used this second body to give women incredible experiences. The women who experienced my pleasure dome found it unbelievable. One woman described it as a cross between a vibrator, a hot tub, and a roller coaster; a full-body experience that was sensual and thrilling. It was the safest sex of all: women came to get fucked, shaken, sucked, and shocked by my intellect made physical.
Posts by Themistokles:
- Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye, February 1, 2010 in Uncategorized
- Expertise and Discovery — what are your thoughts?, December 2, 2009 in Uncategorized
- The Independent lists “the ten best sex toys.” I fly into a rage., July 1, 2009 in Uncategorized
- Pleasurists #33, June 21, 2009 in Uncategorized
- Revisiting the ShockSpot, June 17, 2009 in Uncategorized
- Sex Toys in the News, June 12, 2009 in Uncategorized
- Pleasurists #32, June 12, 2009 in Uncategorized
- Sugasm #167, June 12, 2009 in Uncategorized
- Anal electrodes, June 11, 2009 in Uncategorized
- The eXtreme Plow Fucking Machine, June 8, 2009 in Fucking Machines& Sex Toys
