KamaSutronics

The Banger

Ever get tired of browsing from one shop to another and seeing the same items over and over?  Ever want something that will startle and amuse you in a new way, or suggest erotic possibilities you hadn’t really considered?  Then this series is for you.

Today’s installment focuses on three items that seem to be from the same designer.  I can’t say for sure, because I CAN’T EVEN LOCATE A BRAND NAME ON THEM!  How awesome is that?  There’s an itty bitty little bit of my heart that just goes out to sex toy  inventors who have no idea how to do business.  They’re like the shy cute guy who can never get his courage up to talk to the girl at the party.

I’m going to talk about three toys, the Banger, the Jaunty Cock, and the Jaunty Cock Ebony.  I’ve only ever tried the Banger, but I think I know enough about stuff to comment on the other two designs.

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The publishing industry has fallen behind.

There are amazing things taking place, almost daily — breakthroughs in sexual technology, deepening understandings of female sexual response, and it hardly ever gets reflected in print.  What does wind up in print is usually lurid representations of the bizarre, with commentary that says, essentially, “look what those crraaaaazy pervos are doing now!”

Timothy Archibald’s Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews takes an interesting approach.  It represents a nuanced, sometimes haunting, American landscape.

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The Slightest Touch

Prior to using The Slightest Touch, a woman is supposed to drink an electrolyte drink.  Twenty minutes later, she places two sticky pads four fingers above her ankles, and turns on the power.  It doesn’t feel like someone is touching you softly.  It sends a tingle of electricity up between the pads.  Let it continue tingling for half an hour before getting things started.

The Slightest Touch is supposed to help women achieve orgasms — more powerful, more frequent orgasms.

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The uPapa will play you like a drum!

“Hm,” she says.  A few moments later, she says, “Oh.”  The drumming continues, and she says, “Mmmmm.”  Her face is flushed.

She’s naked, straddling my uPapa.  The seat is tapping her thighs, tapping her ass, in sophisticated rhythms.  It actually feels like being drummed — like drumsticks are hammering out a tune on her butt and the backs of her legs.  She leans forward, so the  percussion will land closer to her “sweet spots.”

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The Zeus Six-Channel Power Box

For anyone who has caught the electrosex fever, it’s an idea that’s almost irresistible: a single, centralized power box that will allow you to hook six different toys up to your buzzing victim.  Six!  One, in the pussy; two, in the ass; three, on the clit; four and five, on the nipples; and six, let’s say, across the butt cheeks.

That’s the image that was in my head when I bought the Zeus 6-Channel Power Box.

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When I started exploring e-stim, I looked mostly at the toys for sale at large commercial sex-toy shops, like Extreme Restraints or Stockroom.  I wasted plenty of money on cheap products made in China and resold with a massive markup by unethical companies like Rimba and Zeus.  I wasted plenty of money on shiny but poorly designed products from companies like PES.

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I made my first fucking machine, and I was proud of it.  Then I bought a Probe Plus, from Orgasm Alley. The Probe Plus is a powerful machine; it thrusts up to 350 times per minute, with a stroke adjustable up to five inches.

And along came the HugHer. A technological marvel. A work of art. Breathtaking in its scope, beauty, and genius. I watched a video showing the ways it could move. I sat there, mesmerized. I was in loooooove.

You need to see it in action to understand its magnificence.

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Found via art-or-porn photographer unknown.

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #26? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #28? Submit it here before Sunday May 11th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

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