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Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye

admin — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 07:25:27 +0000

Good news! Eclectic Electric, aka Violet Wanda, aka violet-wands.com, is closing its doors. This has been one of the most unethical purveyors of sex toys out there. Some people paid hundreds of dollars for products they never received. Many, many more were tricked into buying products like a violet wand dildo that didn’t do what they thought it would, or a violet wand flogger that requires constant maintenance to prevent it from disintegrating.

This was a really bad company, selling really bad products. Now, a lawsuit has forced them to liquidate their company, and that’s a victory for all of us.

But it’s too early to rest. It looks like the owners might be bringing their sleazy business back to life under a new name, Mjolnir.

Expertise and Discovery — what are your thoughts?

admin — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:45:43 +0000

I did something rude recently.

A woman posted on her blog about a particular sex toy. She loved it. She shared her experiences, and her excitement, and she shared it in a way that was both personal and universal, inviting her readers to participate vicariously in her experience.

So here’s me. I know this particular sex toy. I know it inside and out. I bought my first one in 2004. I have used older models and newer models, normal models and more powerful models. I have experimented with this sex toy on perhaps thirty different women, and I’ve used it with my girlfriend over and over for about five years. I have opened it up and tinkered with its mechanisms. I have modulated its power supply to create computer-programmed sequences. I have used many different attachments over the years, of varying shapes and materials. I have used this toy in conjunction with fucking machines, suction devices, electricity, heat and cold and more, and I understand how its sensations interact, muted by some, heightened by others.

So here are these two different people, both writing from a place that is genuine. One writes to discover and share, the other writes to educate. Both want to make the world a little better by helping people understand sex toys.

I commented on her blog. I had some knowledge I thought she (and others) might find useful. In retrospect, I see that my approach clashes with hers. To some degree, I can’t even see how a useful dialogue could strike up between us. I could tell her 250 different tricks and techniques to upgrade this toy, but the transmission of knowledge is unidirectional, and for me to walk up to a woman on her voyage of discovery and offer, unbidden, to share my secrets, is condescending. There’s more than a whiff of patriarchy about it.

And yet I _do_ have this knowledge, and I _do_ have this experience. I wasted thousands of dollars on bad toys, when I was getting started, and I began this blog in part to steer people away from mistakes that are easy to make. I wanted to steer people away from the $500 piece of beautiful junk and towards the $50 innovative masterpiece.

When I was updating this blog frequently, I sought out the community of sex-toy bloggers, but I never managed to form connections within that community. I thought, at the time, that had a lot to do with my focus on the kind of sex toys that are prohibitively expensive and aesthetically edgy — fucking machines, e-stim, pulsating suction, and so on. Now I’m wondering if the excitement within that community comes from the joy of making discoveries, discoveries about oneself and about technology. I’m wondering if my share-the-knowledge approach shuts down that excitement.

Is it possible for my approach to interact with the approaches of other sex toy bloggers in a positive, productive manner? Can expertise interact with discovery without diminishing the discovery?

I would like to hear any advice, suggestions, or insights. Bring ‘em on.

The Independent lists “the ten best sex toys.” I fly into a rage.

admin — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:08:15 +0000

I’d been distracted. My energies were focused elsewhere. I hadn’t been working on this blog.

And then, today, I happened to find a list of The Ten Best Sex Toys, as compiled by the British newspaper, The Independent. It’s from September 2008. It’s an egregious pile of horse dung.

Women aren’t china dolls. The best sex toys for women do not need to be pink, they do not need to be lacy, they do not need to be attended by fluffy bunnies and a Disney soundtrack. What they need to do is provide pleasure. This simple fact eludes the sex experts at The Independent.

The author seems to think that all women are terrified of sexual experiences. She thinks that the best sex toys are the least threatening — and she doesn’t consider any criteria, like, “does this feel good” or “is this well-designed.” It’s offensive, and it disempowers women.

Satin ribbon.

The list starts out with satin ribbon for bondage. “If you don’t find the idea of being tied up with metal handcuffs arresting, try a less menacing restraining device,” says the author, who recommends this “cream ribbon” instead. Let’s overlook the fact that it’s simply a satin ribbon available in any fabric shop for a fraction of the price. Let’s focus on the simple fact that satin isn’t a very safe material for bondage. Struggle in it, squirm in it, or even just tie it too quickly, and you’re going to risk friction burns. “Less menacing” indeed. Bondage experts recommend using rope that’s at least a quarter of an inch thick, wrapped around several times to distribute the weight.

Spanker.

The #2 “best sex toy” is a satin-covered, heart-shaped spanker. Once again, satin is not actually a good material for this. Leather, rubber, even plastic can be trailed along the skin for erotic sensations during a paddling. But what about things like the springiness of the handle? The weight in your hand? The sound it makes? How it actually feels? None of these considerations merited the author’s concern — after all, it’s pink! It’s shaped like a heart! And it has little hearts printed on it!

It’s so hard for me not to lose the thread and start shouting “fuck you, just fuck you” over and over, at this point.

Ring.

#3, the Seven Pearls Massage Ring, isn’t necessarily bad, but the only reason it’s on this list is that it’s purteh. It sure is pretty. It’s pre-e-e-etty. Does it feel good? I don’t know, and The Independent doesn’t care.

So we’ve gone through the first three of “the ten best sex toys,” and you know what? I’ve noticed something. None of them vibrate. Must be an oversight. I’m sure that will be rectified soon. Won’t it?

Candle.

#4 is a soy-oil candle. I’m a fan of soy-oil candles, for erotic purposes; they heat up, but not nearly hot enough to burn you. Pour a little of the warm wax on your partner’s skin and rub it around. It makes for a sexy start. Of course, the linked candle is massively overpriced — trying to take advantage of the lack of good information about female sexuality.

And it’s still nowhere near the joy of a paraffin bath.

Dildo!

Oh look, #5 is an insertable! It’s a ceramic dildo that can be made warm or cool, for a few minutes. It’s a relief to see The Independent acknowledge, at last, that women have vaginas, but the author’s preference for style over substance is still roaring forward. “Created in collaboration with ceramist Adele Brydges, this is an unusually sightly dildo,” says the author. Yes, it’s “unusually sightly,” but does it feel good? It’s ridiculously expensive, and ridiculously fragile — ceramic, after all.

I’m glad they’ve included a dildo as one of “the ten best sex toys,” but so far there’s still nothing that vibrates.

#6 is edible body paint. The author has clearly never tasted edible body paint. I have. It tastes like sweetened vomit.

Moving forward, we find a book of slightly naughty photos, followed by a pair of massively overpriced pasties. Good effing God. Nobody finds pasties erotic. A woman wearing pasties is going to be supremely self-conscious; the observer’s eye is deflected to her stomach. If you were going to choose a sexy item of clothing, it would be a pair of killer heels, or black boots that go allllll the way up, or lingerie, or a corset. Not. Goddamn. Pasties.

I’m still waiting for a vibrator….

#9 on the list is a g-string, with the pearl-strings, and #10 is a Liberator wedge — an overpriced cushion.

There is nothing on that list that vibrates.

That list of “the ten best sex toys” does not include a single vibrator.

Betty Dodson went around America and the world teaching women to get off. She taught them how much they’d been missing. She taught them to have huge, amazing orgasms, and she taught them something more fundamental; she taught them that their pleasure matters.

She taught women to use two tools. First Dodson taught them to strengthen their vaginal muscles by using a “Dodson barbell” — a steel rod with round steel balls on it. Then she taught them to use an imported back massager, called a Hitachi, to explore their pleasure and satisfaction.

Neither the Dodson barbell nor the Hitachi was pink. Neither was covered in satiny hearts. But they changed women’s lives. They showed women that they matter. These two industrial-looking toys changed how women saw themselves, how they felt about sex and their bodies.

The Independent’s list indicates a giant step backwards. The author sees women’s sexual pleasure as something frightening. Women are advised to take teensy-weensy steps towards sexual pleasure. Any further out is the dark and dangerous territory, Here Abide Monstres.

And this is the reason I began this blog. I want to continue Betty Dodsn’s revolution. I want to help women understand their bodies in relation to the work of inventors and toy designers. I want to shine light onto those areas that women might find scary, but shouldn’t: not just vibrators, but suction, erotic electricity, fucking machines, and more.

Pleasurists #33

admin — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 11:57:38 +0000

from fotodigital.ro via art-or-porn

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #32? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #34? Submit it here before Sunday June 21st at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Njoy Pure Wand Giveaway! Deadline: Friday, June 19th at noon Eastern Standard Time.
Blowfish Swag Contest Giveaway #1 Deadline: June 22nd
Name That Sex Toy! Deadline: 11:59 PST June 26th

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets by Epiphora

On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy, pointy, somewhat pliable. They remind you of body jewelry, Hot Topic, the 90s. But this tactile experience does not prepare you for the sensation of the spines in your pussy.

Editor’s Note: It should be no secret that I love Epiphora’s reviews, and this is a particularly wonderful one. Often reviews of bad toys are better than raving reviews of wonderful toys that we reviewers can’t get enough of and this is one such review. The absolute horror of the toy is at once frightening and intriguing as Epiphora takes you through her attempts of trying to find any redeeming quality in it whatsoever.

Vibrators

Evolved Bottle Rocket Orion by Carrie Ann
Sublime by Epiphora
The Boss by Red
Vibratex Thundercloud by Betty Rocket
Mini Remote Control 7-Speed Egg by KamaSutronics
Cal Exotics Intimacy Massager by Miss KissThis
Review – The Hawaiian Vibrator by ms. YET
Evolved Diamond Lustre by the kitten pup
Betty Jo by Carrie Ann
We-Vibe by Exploring Intimacy
Climax Silicone Wavy G-shaft by Carrie Ann
Sublime by Epiphora
Natural Contours Petite by Domina Doll
Natural Contours Jolie by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

Dildos

Anal Toys

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books/Games

Lesbian Sex 101 by Ansley Agnello
Spin Me from JimmyJane by Sleeping Dreamer
The Clitourist by Ansley Agnello
Books by Anna Hooper by Red
Books By Tracey Cox by Red

Adult Movies/Porn

Kegel Exercisers

Miscellaneous

Revisiting the ShockSpot

admin — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:55:18 +0000

I posted a review of the ShockSpot fucking machine a few weeks ago. In it I said that the ShockSpot had a four-inch thrust, which is simply not enough. This information was out of date; the ShockSpot’s designers have upgraded to a six-inch thrust.

This is the problem with reviewing devices that are made by tinkerers. The folks who invented the ShockSpot, like the folks who invented the HugHer, are constantly twiddling with their products. If there’s something wrong with the current design, you can wait a few weeks and there will be a new version with an improved design.

Restless minds, never content to say that what they have is “good enough.” Gotta love ‘em.

I need to re-examine the upgraded ShockSpot in closer detail before I can give more detailed feedback. It does look to me like the inventors are still asking the wrong questions. They ought to be asking “what do people need from a fucking machine and its interface?” But instead they’re asking “how can we engineer our machine so it can communicate with more and more high-tech gadgets? How can we design our machine to make it an mp3 player, a video camera, and a microwave oven?”

The ShockSpot crew still seems to be missing two key principles. One of them is the design principle known as “transparency.” The idea here is that the technology should be so unobtrusive that it seems to be invisible. Not every gadget is supposed to be transparent — for instance, part of the value of the iPhone is that it’s a status symbol. You pull an iPhone out of your pocket and everyone knows you’re the kind of person who has an iPhone. Looking at your iPhone, tapping the screen, lets everyone know you’re tech-savvy and trend-aware. You’re hip, au courant, and well-to-do. The iPhone is NOT transparent, and it’s not meant to be.

The interface for your fucking machine should be transparent. You want your energy and attention focused on your partner, not on your interface. It’s absurd to be gazing at a screen in the middle of sex.

And, unless voice-control technology has advanced in ways I’m not familiar with — which CAN happen — then voice-control is clumsy and slow, no more “transparent” than a touchscreen interface you need to stare at.

The other principle is what Heidegger called “vorhandenheit.” Vorhandendheit is the quality of being to-the-hand. A hammer fits into your hand like an extension of your body. Learn to use a sword, and you can swing it in the dark; over time, it becomes a part of you, your second nature. This is how our bodies work, our hands and nervous systems. Touch grows more confident over time, and the objects in one’s hand become extensions of your body.

To understand vorhandenheit, one doesn’t need to search for examples as esoteric as a samurai holding his katana. Watch any kid with a PlayStation or an Xbox. They don’t need to look at the controller and decide which button to push, which trigger to pull. It’s second nature; they see and hear things, and their hands respond, instantly, expertly.

The ShockSpot has many interfaces — high-tech, impressive interfaces, like BlueTooth, smartphone, voice-control, and so on. But with each of these interfaces, even a seasoned user is going to have to take time away from the action, and focus instead on the interface. None of them will ever become vorhanden.

__________________

I also accused the makers of promoting their product through deceptive marketing. I suggested that they made posts on the internet pretending to be consumers raving about their own product. The makers have denied this. I’m not sure I believe them.

Sex Toys in the News

admin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:53:55 +0000

A weekly roundup of news items involving sex toys. I am hoping to gain a better understanding of the role of sex toys in contemporary life, and to observe subtle trends.

At the Queer Women of Color Festival, attendees will have the opportunity to watch a short film that asks the question, What to Do After A Break-up….with the S#x T@ys.

The left-leaning political website Alternet condemns states that outlaw sex toys, in a roundup of 15 Shocking Tales of How Sex Laws Are Screwing the American People.

Morbidity and gossip meet in the discourse around the death of actor David Carradine. Shoshana Arazy, the owner of Susie’s Delights in Tarzana, California, announced that Carradine had been a frequent shopper there, and even shared a list of his favorite shopping items. Let’s hope the store’s other patrons are aware of their confidentiality policy.

“A girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do,” says Blake to Olivia, after finding her shopping for sex toys. Soap operas aren’t what they used to be.

cnet tv reports that developers can use the new iPhone 3G as a sex toy. Users can program their own patterns in the vibration. Gizmodo wrote about this in March, exploring the ramifications.

The San Francisco Weekly blogs about locally-held patents for sex toys.

Pleasurists #32

admin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:56:35 +0000

via art-or-porn from www.nuexpo.com

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #31? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #33? Submit it here before Sunday June 14th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Summer Lustin’ – Had Me a Blast… Deadline: June 12th
Giveaway: Win two bumpy glass dildos! Deadline: June 12th, 2009 at midnight PDT.
Gag Anyone? Deadline: June 12, 2009 11:59pm
Blowfish Swag Contest Giveaway #1 Deadline: June 22nd

Madame Editrix

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

Midgets, fat men and baby carriages…oh my! Ninn Worx Collector’s Edition of “Catherine” by Laurel

[F]rankly, I don’t think good porn should leave you questioning what you just saw. I don’t think good porn should leaving you thinking at all after watching it. [...] So, if you can ignore the midget, the fat man and the baby carriage and everything else that seems out of place in an adult film, this is totally worth watching.

Editor’s Note: I love unique products and good reviews, and this review happens to have both! It’s amusing while giving a good idea of the movie and just how amazingly weird it is. Artistic porn sounds like a good idea, right?

Vibrators

Fun Factory Boss Lady by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
Doc Johnson yin and yang by Sexpert Joe
Boss Lady by Dangerous Lilly
Couture Collection Waterproof Tsunami by Amorous Rocker
Angelo by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
Liberte by Sarah
Blueberry Buzz by Sexorcism
Hello Kitty by True Pleasures
Hitachi Magic Wand by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
Fun Factory Angelo by CarrieAnn
Ideal by Dangerous Lilly
Hello Kitty by Jezebelle
Evolved Citron Florentine by Curvaceous Dee
Original Decadent Indulgence by Beautiful Dreamer
Angel by Oggins
Exploring Intimacy by Glitz G-Spot
The Be Be from Love Being Woman by Red
Hello Kitty by Domina Doll

Dildos

Anal Toys

Toys for Cocks

Lube, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books

Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews by Themistokles

Adult Movies/Porn

Miscellaneous

Sugasm #167

admin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:52:57 +0000

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #168? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Every Time You Orgasm, An Angel Gets Its Wings
“There is nothing that screams “fuck you” to the pain and the hurt in the world than screaming “fuck me” to the person in your bed.”

HNT: Spanked
“I wasn’t sure how I felt about him. But tonight, I was sure.”

A Thousand Kisses
“This wasn’t enough. I knew that I had to try something else.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Congratulations, you’re invited!

Sugasm Editor
Sex Work And Honesty: Religion

Editor’s Choice
Food, fun and commitment

More below!

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(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Chloe
HNT
Love HNT Part II
So Many Stripes
Valentina Vaughn
Video Q&A #1

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Dementor
Fat Ass Betty
Full Circle
Going where no one has gone before

Sex Humor
Adventures in Craigslist (and a belated HNT)

Erotic Writing & Experiences
Ass-tute
Conversations about Crossdressing (Early Morning Version)
A Feast of Cock
Gender Fuck
Her Favorite Positions – The Conclusion
I Can’t Get No…Contraception
Lessons from an Orgy
Lilly’s Turn – Part 2: Wherein One Good Turn Deserves Another
Mirrors
Must be the weather…
New Perspective
Party.
Picture of Propriety
Playing with Dolls
Please don’t book me ever again
The Poet Surrenders
Rebirth In An Orgy
The Synestheatre
Wet dream at the airport-part1
A Wicked Birthday Bang

BDSM & Fetish
Bending over for some harsh cane stripes
Digging a hole, is that the way you treat me
Lick me
Preparing for Punishment: part one
Puppy’s first visit
A Salute to Masturbation May
SF Treat
Subs: How to NOT Apply
That Look
Thoughts about the play party and Femdom.
Under 40 ~ The New Kinky Bar
What Kind of Submissive Are You?

Sex Advice
How to be bisexual on the internet
How to Give a Tantric Breast Massage
Sometimes You Need A Break…

News, Reviews & Interviews
It’s Good to be the Intern
Kink Interview: Thomas’s Spanking Exploits
LELO Luna Beads: Because You Deserve Them
Product Review: Intimate Organics Energizing Fresh Orange & Wild Ginger Foot Foreplay Lotion
Top 5 Tuesday – Sun, Sand and Smut!

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Anal electrodes

admin — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:50:56 +0000

My friend Kristi loved anal sex, and she loved electrical play. She was terrified of the two together. The image in her mind was having her ass jolted, screaming.

Half an hour later, she was face-down on my bed, gurgling happily. The plug was smooth, and it had gone in warm and wet. I watched the plug move in her butt. “This is so relaxing,” she said.

I’ve done a fairly thorough overview of electrified vaginal plugs, and I thought I’d review some anal electrodes.

In my experience, most women find anal electrodes with a classic butt-plug shape and two electrified strips up the side the most pleasurable. Electricty moves from one strip to the other, tingling the sphincter along the way. This causes the sphincter to contract.

If the electricity is turned low, and if the setting is smooth, this will essentially give a feeling of texture, as though there were something interesting to the surface of the plug. Turn the current a little higher and the sphincter will contract around the plug. If the plug has that curved, tapered shape of a classic butt plug, then your sphincter’s contractions will actually start to move the plug in and out, in and out, in time to the electrical pulses. Kristi described this by saying, “it feels like I’m being fucked by a ghost.”

It’s up to you how high to turn things. Yes, someone who wants to explore sadistic impulses, or masochistic ones, could turn the electricity high enough to force the anal muscles to clench. Personally, I’m more interested in pleasure. And anal electrodes can be incredibly pleasurable.

This was my first anal electrode. I don’t recommend it. The base is one pole, the tip is another. When the two poles of an electrode are of different sizes, you’re going to feel the electricity more on the smaller of the two. With this one, almost all the “juice” is going to come out of the tip. In addition, it’s hard to remove. Look at the way that’s shaped: a sphincter closing over that is going to have to re-open for that width, which doesn’t taper at all.

I know I’d trashed PES before, and with good reason, but their acrylic electrodes are interesting. They’re smooth and well-shaped, available in a variety of sizes. The transparency of them can create some strange or intimate moments; you can allow a partner to see inside you. The only problem with them is that those strips aren’t made for wear-and-tear; between washing the electrode, storing it, carrying it to a friend’s place in a bag, it’s going to get banged around a little. Those strips can get scratched, dented or bent, and each of these is going to affect the sensations it will give.

Rupert Huse took a different approach with his Electric Butt Plug. Instead of the flimsy strips, he used solid steel. This is easier to clean, and withstands more wear-and-tear. Unfortunately, the plug is available in only one size, whereas PES’s acrylic plugs come from extra small to obscene.

My personal favorite electrified anal toys are the bipolar Electroflex plugs from PES. These are silicone plugs, with two strips of a silicone/carbon compound. They’re not as smooth as the acrylic or plastic-and-steel versions, so they don’t slide in as frictionlessly; but they are soft, and they bend to accommodate the shape of the passage. With a hard acrylic in a woman’s ass, I feel a little uncomfortable doing other things, like sex, vaginal play, fucking machines, and so on. With an Electroflex, I don’t feel so limited. I remove the wire cores first.

The eXtreme Plow Fucking Machine

admin — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:02:31 +0000

The Plow/Probe

(also known as the Probe Plus.)

This was the first fucking machine I bought. I was delighted.

I’d made a fuckzall previously, and the women I’d tried it with had responded… well, better than I could have hoped. There were loud, extreme, extravagant orgasms, knocking furniture over in other states.

So it was only a matter of time before I upgraded. I chose to buy the eXtreme Plow, a dark and gleaming thing from Orgasm Alley.

I didn’t know that the technology was just minutes away from being out of date.

The eXtreme Plow/Probe Plus is a smooth ride, that’s for sure. It’s got a motor that turns a wheel; the wheel is attached to a slider from a cabinet. It moves in and out, in and out, with a steady stroke that’s nice to see.

I’ve been told it’s nice to feel, too.

Innnnn and ouuuut, innnnn and ouuuut. You can adjust the speed with a dial, which is nice. Simple.

The stroke length can be adjusted from one inch to five inches. To make the stroke shorter or longer, you need to turn the machine off, manually unscrew a thingy, reposition it, and screw it back in.

Say what?

Yes, it’s true. If a woman is using the eXtreme Plow and decides it’d feel better if it was going a little deeper, she’ll need to turn it off, unscrew something, manually reposition it, and screw it back in.

I knew this before I bought it. I bought it anyway. Why? Because every single fuckmachine for sale was like that.

At that time, anyway.

The eXtreme Plow was a solid, dependable device. Month after month, it gave my partners a lot of pleasure and a lot of fun. It freed my hands up for vibrators or just touching.

I decided the shiny black metal was too intimidating, so I decorated the eXtreme Plow with Hello Kitty stickers.

The eXtreme Plow, an Eroscillator, an electrified dildo, an ErosTek 312.

I was happy with the eXtreme Plow until I found out about the existence of the HugHer. The HugHer did so much more than the simple back and forth. It could build elaborate, compelling rhythms inside a woman’s body. It could tease and withhold, it could inch its way in or it could fuck hard and pounding. There were so many different motions, and they had been designed to be so erotic.

The HugHer is part of a new generation of fucking machines. The eXtreme Plow and the fuckzall are reciprocating – that is, they move back and forth at the same speed, to the same depth. The new generation is motion-controlled — they can go in, then slow down, continue going in, and pull out quickly, or any other combination.

In short — the eXtreme Plow is an impressive little machine, but why spend $750 on something so limited when you can get something extraordinary for $250 more?

Next-gen fucking machines include the HugHer, the ShockSpot, and the Glide. Out of those three, the least expensive is also the best. How awesome is that?