City Hall in South Portland, Maine, has proposed a new set of rules around the sale of sex toys, after some jerk complained about Spencer’s.
The Australian case against a teacher accused of having sex with an underaged student continues. “The prosecutors also came in for some harsh words from the bench on Friday after they had tendered 15 dildos and vibrators seized by police from Tominac’s bedroom at her home without establishing any link between the items and the alleged offences.”
In Tokyo, a nyotaimori restaurant was shut down after a salmonella outbreak. Nyotaimori is sushi served on the skin of naked women. Apparently customers had been bringing their own vibrators, stimulating the women with them, and dipping the sushi into the wet.
“British commercials for condoms and vibrators are the best in the world.”
A man in South Africa is on trial for raping his girlfriend, who sells sex toys. She claims he raped her repeatedly one night, took photos, and sent the nude pics to his friends. The defense argues that it was consensual; after all, “she is an agent for sex apparatus, handcuffs and vibrators.” Well then, hu must be innocent!
Tokyo sex shops, hit hard by the economic times, have apparently begun recycling condoms.
Lynn Crosbie writes, “I have long assumed that teen female mania about Tiger Beat-ish boys is the result of complicated relationships with masturbation: If sex-ed classes brought out and patiently explained shower-heads, vibrators and Frisky Fingers, teen idols would not exist.” This from an article about the vampiric celibacy franchise, Twilight.
A new sex toy store, Romeo and Juliet’s Adult Boutique, is opening near Shakespeare’s birthplace. Predictably, a local Vicar objected, forgetting that Shakespeare liked sex more than he liked Vicars.
The publishing industry has fallen behind.
