
The Lightning Rod.
The Hitachi’s been giving women orgasms for many decades now. First introduced as a back massager, the Hitachi’s intense vibrations made many women go hmmm; soon they were going ohhh. Today we’re going to look at ways to make the Hitachi experience even better.
1. Give it variable speeds
Difficulty: Easy
Out of the box, a Hitachi only has two intensities: strong and very strong. But some wimminfolk don’t like to jump into fifth gear. They like things that start slow and climb up, an erotic buildup over time, grinding hips against the air while the body changes: blood vessels dilate, the pulse rises, it’s springtime in the body, there’s flowers everywhere. And the Hitachi doesn’t accommodate that. Unless you plug the ol’ Wand into a router speed control. Turn the Hitachi on high, and slow it down or speed it up with the touch of a dial. Plus it adds six feet to the cord length.
As toys go, this one is entirely, wholeheartedly unfair. Keep it going just slow enough to keep her at the edge of orgasm, or speed it up and send the power rocketing up her body, out through her noggin, and up to the sky. Wicked.
Please keep in mind that the speed control will only work for certain kinds of motors. Don’t try to plug an Eroscillator into a speed control; it will kill the motor.
2. Get attached
Difficulty: Easy
There’s a g-spot attachment from Tantus. It’s called the Mystic. I know, I know, you’ve tried attaching the crappy jelly g-spotters before, and the jelly arm just flops an’ wiggles. That silicone thing is different. It’s intense. It holds its shape, buzzing relentlessly against the g-squirt — sorry, I mean the g-spot. It gives devastating orgasms, even though it looks like Gonzo, and I don’t mean the former “Torture-is-dandy” Attorney General. Here, where torture is consensual, the girls I play with are in awe of this thing — it gives oohgasms and ohhgasms and awegasms.
3. Harness the power
Difficulty: Medium
Sometimes you want to just let the Hitachi go to town. Hands want to rest, or to explore her own or her partner’s skin. Sometimes a woman just wants to close her eyes and dream, moving her hips a little, as the orgasm builds. You can learn to tie a rope harness, or you can buy a harness.
I have this model, and it works. Well. The only problem with it is that all the straps are the same size, so it takes a few seconds to figure out which end is up. In the middle of a scene, that’s frustrating.
This harness wouldn’t have that problem. The belt is clearly different from the straps. The belt also has O-rings which have bondage purposes.
4. Take your time
Difficulty: Hard
What if the Hitachi not only stimulated the clit, but also teased it? My friend Masterful J had this idea: you can set a cyclical timer to turn the Hitachi on for twenty seconds, then off for two seconds, and on for another twenty, off for another two, and so on. Think about this: you’re enjoying the sensations, but then the sensations stop. The pause goes on for two seconds. In the midst of excitement, two seconds can feel like an eternity. Instead of passively receiving stimulation, that pause can make you desire stimulation. Before that desire can turn into frustration, the Hitachi starts going again. The cyclical timer is teasing you. It keeps your clit hungry for more.
The timer keeps the vibrator cycling on and off at a steady rhythm, twenty seconds of vibration followed by a two-second pause, and that pattern repeats over and over. Repetition helps build excitement. A Hitachi on a timer stimulates, teases, and repeats.
The timers are available here. To adjust it to shorter increments of time, you’ll need to change out the potentiometers; if you don’t know how to do this, ask a savvy friend to help you. The timers will work with an Eroscillator, with a crude reciprocating fucking machine, with a Sybian, with an electric suction pump, and with relays built into your e-stim leads.
And, speaking of e-stim…
5. Electrify your Hitachi
Difficulty: Medium
No, I’m not kidding.
The feelings of the Hitachi can be combined with erotic electricity for a feeling that is fuller, more varied, and more textured.
You’ll need a power box, like a TENS unit, an EMS device, or an electro-acupuncture system. The best is of course the ErosTek 312, but these other power sources will work too.
Then you’ll need some flat conductive rubber and a clip to hold it in place.
Take a length of the conductive rubber; wrap it around the head of the Hitachi; pass the ends through the clip, and screw it shut. You will need a second electrode somewhere on the body to close the circuit. Have fun!
Please let me know if you have any questions about these projects. If you try them at home, I’d love to hear how it goes.
Stay tuned for a post about my Lightning Rod — a Hitachi I modified to suck the clit and pulsate it, while vibrating like a Hitachi and conducting electricity from an ErosTek 312. I’ll give instructions on making your own Lightning Rod.

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LMAO… Im sorry but it’s just too much like being sucked off by a spider or an octopus. Im sure there are laws against that type of activity
I even checked that it wasn’t April Fool’s Day
Are all these things available in the UK??? The router speed control sounds simple enough providing the guys at my local Homebase dont start sniggering behind their hands and pointing…
Apparently the craze for tentacle porn has not hit the UK….
Yes, most should be available there. I don’t know which you were asking after, specifically. Let me know if there’s something in particular you’re trying to find, and I’ll see what I can scrounge up!
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Please, please, please could you supply some more instructions on how to make this – i want one
Tullipsxxx
You’re asking how to make a Samurai? Or something else?
erm… was trying to comment on the homemade octopus/clit sucker!!
Wow what an idea! Maybe you should start looking into patents for your squid-like clit sucker
Does anyone know where I can buy this toy??
Which toy are you asking about?