The uPapa will play you like a drum!
“Hm,” she says. A few moments later, she says, “Oh.” The drumming continues, and she says, “Mmmmm.” Her face is flushed.
She’s naked, straddling my uPapa. The seat is tapping her thighs, tapping her ass, in sophisticated rhythms. It actually feels like being drummed — like drumsticks are hammering out a tune on her butt and the backs of her legs. She leans forward, so the percussion will land closer to her “sweet spots.”
The uPapa has only been sold as a massager, at Brookstone and direct from Osim. Prior to the uPapa, I was only aware of two different kinds of mechanical vibration that have specific, erotic applications: there’s the kind that comes from an offset motor, like a Hitachi or a bullet, and there’s the kind that rotates back and forth, like an Eroscillator.
Then I found the uPapa. It’s a fascinating experience — it feels like someone is playing you like a drum. As vibrators go, it’s unique. There are actually six discs in the surface pad, and they raptap in complex, compelling rhythms. Due to the size of the uPapa, the drumming does not have a way to make direct contact with the vagina, but it stimulates the whole region with sensations that are arrestingly erotic. The uPapa isn’t going to get you off, but it’s great foreplay, and it’s great with something that is more specifically intended for orgasm. Supplement it with your dildo or your vibrator. It’ll go great with Ben-Wa balls and other Kegel exercisers.
It comes with a washable, reusable cover. You can manually adjust the intensity and the tapping locations, and you can choose to stick with a specific rhythm. The “Auto” setting cycles through all available rhythms, and is probably the most rewarding. Available at eBay, usually from sixty to eighty dollars.
