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Conair Heated Lotion Dispenser

Conair Heated Lotion Dispenser

Take a Conair Heated Lotion Dispenser.  Fill it halfway with your favorite lubricant.  Turn it on.

Two minutes later, squeeze a dollop of that lubricant into your hand.  It comes out radiating warmth.  Thick lubricants are silkier.

Rub it in.  Rub it on your clit and your labia, squeeze it onto a dildo or a fist.

The heat is relaxing.  It soothes the nerves, creating an erotic sense of calm.  It causes vaginal tissues to become a little stretchier.  It causes vaginal muscles to relax a little.

The lotion warmer is SUCH a good thing.  You’ll wonder how you ever got along without it.  It improves masturbation, sex, dildos, vibrators, inflatables, fisting, fucking machines, electrosex, and pumping.  No fooling.

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