A vibrating, clit-sucking, tentacle porn toy
admin on May 26, 2009 in Do It Yourself, Personal stories, Suction toys, Vibrators
Tentacles!
Suction’s an amazing sensation. Right now, there is no “best,” no “perfect” suction toy for women.
A lot of the toys advertised as “pussy pumps” are rigid. They have a curve, intended to be a universal curve, but women’s bodies (joyfully!) are varied; one woman’s shape is different from another’s.
What’s needed is a softer, flexible suction cup. It should incorporate a decent vibrator and an okay source of suction.
The best I’ve found, so far, is the Clit Kisser.
The Clit Kisser has some serious problems.
- It has a turkey-baster-style pump — pump it once for a little suction, if you want more suction, you’re screwn.
- It has an old-fashioned, weak-ass, egg-shaped vibrator.
- It’s made of jelly rubber, which is semi-porous.
I’ve modified a Clit Kisser, and it gave my girl the most powerful orgasm of her life. She wrote:
vibrator on the outside increases and nearly drives me out of my skin and I reach up to grab the bed while my whole body contracts… no orgasm, but so intense
as the suck, suck, vibrate, suck continues relentlessly
omg, such intensity and my toes had already been curled and i came and it continued with the suck and the vibrate and the suck.
i’ve never had an experience like that where all of my muscles ached afterwards. i felt as though i’d been through an extreme workout at the gym
I used an industrial pump (31 inches) in place of the turkey baster. I used one of the pulsatronic egg vibrators, the ones that vibrate/pulsate/escalate.
Now, it doesn’t need to be an industrial pump. This kind of thing will do just fine.
If only it were made of silicone, it would be perfect. As it is, the jelly clit-sucker is a well-loved toy, but a monogamous one.
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So here you’ve got this thing, sucking on a clit and vibrating. What else does it need? Well, it needs to look like an octopus! I used the glow-in-the-dark one from this set:
Frogmen vs. Radioactive Octopus
Its arms wiggle around when the vibration changes.
The world NEEDS great sex toys that simulate tentacle porn!
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LMAO… Im sorry but it’s just too much like being sucked off by a spider or an octopus. Im sure there are laws against that type of activity
I even checked that it wasn’t April Fool’s Day 
Are all these things available in the UK??? The router speed control sounds simple enough providing the guys at my local Homebase dont start sniggering behind their hands and pointing…
Apparently the craze for tentacle porn has not hit the UK….
Yes, most should be available there. I don’t know which you were asking after, specifically. Let me know if there’s something in particular you’re trying to find, and I’ll see what I can scrounge up!
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Please, please, please could you supply some more instructions on how to make this – i want one
Tullipsxxx
You’re asking how to make a Samurai? Or something else?
erm… was trying to comment on the homemade octopus/clit sucker!!
Wow what an idea! Maybe you should start looking into patents for your squid-like clit sucker
Does anyone know where I can buy this toy??
Which toy are you asking about?