The Eroscillator
The Eroscillator is copper-colored and shaped like an electric toothbrush. The appearance is unsexy. It sells for over a hundred dollars. There are lots of women who swear by it, and lots who find it underwhelming.
It’s been five years since I first used one. Five years and thousands of orgasms later, the Eroscillator remains one of the most effective tools I’ve used. Find out why after the jump.
Where most vibrators shake and rumble, the Eroscillator actually flicks its tip back and forth against the clitoris. The effect can be stronger than a traditional vibrator, without causing the bits to get sore as fast. My friend J says his wife would marry an Eroscillator if anything happened to him.
J and his wife didn’t just pick the Eroscillator at random. Over the last six years the two of them have tried virtually every vibrator design on the market; experimentation has taught them what works and what doesn’t. The Eroscillator works.
The Eroscillator is a clitoral vibrator, but it isn’t rumbly. Think of the motion of electric toothbrushes — it swivels quickly back and forth. This allows for a focused sensation that won’t numb you out.
Most of the women I’ve used it on have preferred it to the Hitachi, with just a couple of exceptions out of maybe thirty. For the long term, it’s worth it to have both. The Eroscillator does a great job stimulating the tip of the clitoris, but the clit’s an organ that goes on for a while — much of it is submerged, and the simple back-and-forth doesn’t buzz the depths like a Hitachi-style thingamabob.
But a Hitachi, for all its power, is imprecise. It’slike ordering the spiciest food on the menu — ultimately, all you can taste is the hotness, and you lose the subtle variety of flavors. An Eroscillator is intense, but it allows other sensations to be felt. It can be used together with fingers or hands, with erotic electricity or fucking machines, and the vibrations will not deaden the thrill of all those other pulses.
It’s mains-powered; it has a twelve-foot cord, which is handy, and you don’t need to worry about battery death.
The new “more-power version” has a stronger motor. It’s not faster or more intense. The stronger motor means it can be used against a higher resistance, for instance, internally. You need the stronger motor to use the g-spot attachment. Nobody really seems to like the g-spot attachment.
The “more power” version has three speeds: the “low” is equivalent to the “medium” on a regular Eroscillator, the “medium” is equivalent to the “high,” and the “high” doesn’t go any faster than the medium — it just has more torque. Effectively, the “more power” version loses a speed setting compared to the regular.
My girl kamasushi bought herself the “more power” version, for when she travels; we were both disappointed with it. We use the regular one when we play.
Stay tuned for future blog posts on how to upgrade the Eroscillator! Where can you find inexpensive, 100% silicone replacement heads? How can you set up the Eroscillator to tease someone? How do you make it into a clitoral pump? How can you make an Eroscillator conduct erotic electricity along a clit? How can you keep it in position and free your hands? These questions and more will be answered in the coming weeks.
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LMAO… Im sorry but it’s just too much like being sucked off by a spider or an octopus. Im sure there are laws against that type of activity
I even checked that it wasn’t April Fool’s Day 
Are all these things available in the UK??? The router speed control sounds simple enough providing the guys at my local Homebase dont start sniggering behind their hands and pointing…
Apparently the craze for tentacle porn has not hit the UK….
Yes, most should be available there. I don’t know which you were asking after, specifically. Let me know if there’s something in particular you’re trying to find, and I’ll see what I can scrounge up!
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Please, please, please could you supply some more instructions on how to make this – i want one
Tullipsxxx
You’re asking how to make a Samurai? Or something else?
erm… was trying to comment on the homemade octopus/clit sucker!!
Wow what an idea! Maybe you should start looking into patents for your squid-like clit sucker
Does anyone know where I can buy this toy??
Which toy are you asking about?