KamaSutronics

Tentacles!

Suction’s an amazing sensation. Right now, there is no “best,” no “perfect” suction toy for women.

A lot of the toys advertised as “pussy pumps” are rigid. They have a curve, intended to be a universal curve, but women’s bodies (joyfully!) are varied; one woman’s shape is different from another’s.

What’s needed is a softer, flexible suction cup. It should incorporate a decent vibrator and an okay source of suction.

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A sex toy zine

It came in the mail today, and kept on coming.  I opened the large envelope, and was greeted with a spread of catalogs, followed by a sheaf of postcards, and the booklet I ordered.  There was a sticker, too.  There was even a brown paper bag that had been stapled shut; the word YOU was printed on the outside.  I opened it carefully.  Inside was a personal letter, written by someone I don’t know, intended for someone I don’t know.

I had become an accidental voyeur, a spy on the private lives of strangers.

All this fun had erupted because I’d spent two dollars on a pamphlet devoted to making your own sex toys.

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Me holding my Fuckzall, November 2005. I look so much better with short hair.

This project is time-consuming but Easy.

I have four fucking machines.  One of them is a HugHer, the most inspired piece of sexual technology in the world.  Two of them are homemade — a fuckzall and a drilldo.  The fourth is a Probe Plus by Sartan.  The Probe Plus thrusts up to 250 times a minute, with a stroke that varies up to five inches.  It’s powered by a motor with 1/8th horsepower and 20 inch-pounds of thrust behind it.  Despite the impressive specs of the Probe Plus, girls seem to like my homemade fuckzall just as much.

Here’s what you need to make yourself a fuckzall.  You won’t need any mechanical aptitude or knowledge of electronics.

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The Lightning Rod.

The Hitachi’s been giving women orgasms for many decades now.  First introduced as a back massager, the Hitachi’s intense vibrations made many women go hmmm; soon they were going ohhh.  Today we’re going to look at ways to make the Hitachi experience even better.

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Pumping is the practice of applying suction to a body part, which forces that body part to become engorged. Sexual heretics pump up cocks, clits, labia, and sphincters. For today, let’s stick to the clit.

Eight thousand nerve endings! Swollen, purpling, suckled. Pumps increase the blood flow, promote vaginal lubrication, and enhance the erotic response.  There are a number of devices available commercially; these range from the prescription-only Eros Clitoral Therapy Device to Clitoral Pump Kits.

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